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33 reason to follow Kyle Steed on Twitter

  1. I won't over load your feed with nonsense
  2. Because twittering lowers your cholesterol
  3. My middle name is Andrew
  4. Two words, Twitter Tools
  5. I like to DIGG
  6. I know how to FLOAT
  7. Like Adelle says, Just Tweet It
  8. Or like Dwight says, "Don't think about it, just do it, 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 -1"
  9. I prefer quality over quantity
  10. BEER ME
  11. I'm extremely organized
  12. I'd like to use one of my life-lines
  13. My breath doesn't stink in the morning
  14. I'll be gentle ... promise
  15. You WON'T shoot your eye out
  16. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
  17. I always wear my seatbelt
  18. I think "going green" refers to sexual relatioins with the Jolly Green Giant
  19. I won't play games with your heart
  20. I'm a good listener
  21. I found Carmen Sandiego ... but still looking for Waldo
  22. Part of the DFW WordPress meetup
  23. I would rather vote for Ron Paul
  24. I know THIS GUY
  25. Because words like death don't scare me
  26. Willing to share my knowledge about the BARF diet with you
  27. Can offer advice to your intermediate WordPress questions
  28. Enjoys my morning cup of tea
  29. I love to meet new people
  30. I know who killed the electric car
  31. Because you can never have to many friends
  32. It's WAY faster than email
  33. To sum it up, I'm pretty much awesome

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